Your CKEY (Including any alts you have):
CoIoneISanders
Your Discord Name (Including any alts you have):
Colonel Sanders#3126
How often are you online to help? (Timezone):
I am online 1-6am, as well as some hours sprinkled whenever I can. (MST)
What changes, if any, would you bring?:
The Face of KFC, who wouldn’t want to join a server where an admin is Colonel Sanders?
In all seriousness, I do not think I can completely impact the server. I do believe I can be a helpful addition in processing reports and ahelps while other admins are offline (when im online admins seem to not exist), as well as a little 11 herbs and spices into every event.
How old are you?:
Its my 121th birthday! 
Why do you want to be a moderator?:
Some certain admins told me I would be great for it, so I decided I could help out a little. Every round I join late I hit the funny observe button and wait in boredom for something to happen, if I have the opportunity to process ahelps while observing, it just seems like a win/win for everyone.
How long have you been playing SS13?:
Two years in a few days, joined 2020-09-24
How long have you been playing BeeStation?:
Two months and two days, 271 hours, as well as 1000+ hours on TG and Fulp alone.
On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you in SS13?:
I honestly would give myself a 8-9, I know a lot about the game, when my connection isn’t being absolutely hammered by lag. I know every role to a competent degree, and some others even more than that.
On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you as an administrator? (this can include past games):
On SS13 I have zero (fucking around for a few hours on time on a private) experience with the admin buttons, and hope to learn.
Have you ever been an admin or moderator on another server? This is not limited to SS13:
I was once co-owner of a discord server with roughly 350+ people, the server was a fair bit toxic and I left it a few years back, but I did a good job in my opinion. All other moderating positions have been for small communities I used to play years ago, almost all of them distant memories.
Do you have any alternate accounts on SS13? If so, could you provide their CKEY?:
No
Your strengths:
I really like to RP, am very active on SS13, have a cultish following of KFC lovers, am liked by a fair number of people, maybe even more than that. When im not salting in OOC I generally try and be really supportive.
Your weaknesses:
Mentioning salting above, when I die related to lag or some self antag bullshit, I rage for about 10 minutes+, recently ive been getting much better at not being a bitch baby, moving all my stuff to the salt mines so everyone can continue to have a good time.
Is there anything that gets you really mad, real fast?:
Dying from lag/self antag related reasons, security that wordlessly batons everyone for a bag check for 0 reason at all, doesent follow sop, and is generally a nuisance to the station.
What do you think is the most important trait for a staff member to have?:
Unbiased and the ability to put effort into ahelps, rather than jumping to punishments.
What makes a staff team good?:
Working for the better of the server, not for themselves or someone specific.
What is a staff team’s purpose?:
To get rid of shitters, and to keep everyone in the server having a fun time.
What kind of player are you?:
I really just playing the role I get. I REALLY enjoyed mining before Byond absolutely broke, now I cant play it due to lag. I like combat, most of my hours are spent in security officer, mostly to stop the shitters from doing whatever the fuck they want, command usually listens to the security officer that speaks rather than the batonning silent man.
How do you think you will change once you become a staff member?:
Cut my salt down to its minimum, be a lot more active while I am observing a round, learn to make better judgements, as well as gain experience as an admin for any future SS13-badmining
The clown slips the HoS and steals his gun, spacing it right after. What do you do?:
I would check the players antagonist status, if hes an antag just carry on with the round, if he is not an antag, ahelp him about how thats self antag and give him a chance to provide a reason. While this is going down I would also check the players notes, if he has a large variety of notes for self antag, job ban him from gimmick roles and ask a higher admin if a ban is needed if the issue with the player has been very consistent. If no previous or very minor notes of this are there, I will note the clown. Once this is all done, I will attempt to respawn/return the HoS gun to the somewhere secure, accessible by the HoS.
A non-antagonist is sabotaging the Atmospherics loop and pumping plasma into the distro, along with dragging around a canister and releasing it into the atmosphere. Assuming that an admin is cleaning up the after-effects, how do you conduct the ahelp with him?:
Check the players hours, if they have low/0 hours with a high knowledge of how to flood, I would ban them. If they have a fair number of hours, I would teleport them somewhere like the adminprison, and continue the ahelp. Will give a major ban/permaban depending on the reasoning.
A chemist who is working alone accidentally mixes an explosive mixture inside of his chem dispenser, instantly killing himself and destroying the machine, along with exposing Chemistry to space. Nobody else was injured aside from him as a result of his actions. What do you do?:
Check the hours, leave it alone, maybe even tell them in dchat to read a guide or hit the mhelp button in the future.
