Clown should get his own pet

title maybe a corgi with a clown mask on him

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Clown deserves the bartender’s monkey.

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He should have default access to chemistry yes.

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The mime is already the clowns pet

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fuckin whew lad calm down

Based and Clownpilled
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It’s going to be hard to top a first post like that

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how can this man hold so much wisdom is so little time

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hall of heroes this absolute madlad

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here you go, king

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Thank u kind stranger!!1

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I gotchu bro


-GOTTA FIX THE 800K LINE DELETIONS FIRST THO CAUSE FUCK YOU BYOND
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What the fuck did you even manage to do here… quite an impressive fuckup I must say.
I think you deleted all the maps lol.

He just failed to properly mapmerge. Even still, not a good start given that we are very harsh towards Hippie ports.

I think a good pet for the clown would be a ‘sentient’ red balloon. Not only would it be a fun reference but you could possibly do some neat stuff with it. Maybe have it eat limbs or give people little shocks of static electricity. You know, normal balloon stuff.

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if it dies (aka it pops) or bleeds it spills space lube

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tbh i’ve dreamed of H.O.N.K cybernetics. Blood is now space lube, when he farts a banana peel falls out, his honk will confuse you and his hands are now slappers

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Mechaclown, he shits banana peels, he has vents in his legs that emit spacelube, banana pie launchers and a valid-beam

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built in leash for mimes as well

this is a very, very bad idea because

get that ballon working

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