Christmas Tree Thread

What’s the dumbest bullshit thing you’ve gotten from the Christmas tree presents?

Human skin as an IPC.

Time to become human.

ERT hardsuit

Sec immediately arrested me and stole it, then arrested me again for “theft” of the item when I complained that they had stolen it.

thunderdome helmet

idk, felt special.

A undefined curcit board.
it is just taunting me

A ert medical hardsuit… helmet
So absolutely nothing.

Clown ops uplink

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Timestream eradication device
I deleted a few people then round ended

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Staff of chaos, which security immedietely robbed me of, even though I was literally just gonna carry it on me, and several times things I can’t put down/take off such as the poncho of shame or the barnyard masks.

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CE’s bedsheet

Promptly returned it to engineering

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Fire airlock circuit

Heirophant club was a thing I got

And then got stolen from you, like three times

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Cloak of the prophet, AS A CHAPLAIN.

THat’s a pretty good mix.

1 Catgirl removal happens to rile people up
2 It is immideately reverted and speedmerged in secret
3 Slurs get banned to distract us and make people leave
4 Dimas leaves, now the 2 empty council Spots are going to be filled by Oranges(who is a jewish sleeper agent)/Zoey/Wilchen
5 Nervere joins and gets all perms in secret (actually happening RN)
6 Bee slowly turns into tg by the time we go 513

ITS LIKE FUCKING POETRY. SPREAD THE WORD LADS. THE ПIGGЕR REMOVAL IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.

FUCK TG
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK BEE
FUCK ORANGES
FUCK NERVERE
LONG LIVE DIMAS
LONG LIVE LUMMOX
HAIL KARMA
THIS WILL NOT STAND
SS13 AS WE KNOW IT IS GONE

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I like what you’re saying

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