Your CKEY (Including any alts you have): Chetmasterson
Your Discord Name (Including any alts you have): Chetmasterson
How often are you online to play/admin? (Timezone): Like once in a while idk if I get depressed I go on gaming binges and gaming makes me depressed so it’s actually a vicious cycle but it means more admin time. If I were admin id probs be really depressed and be playing ss13 all day. also pacific standard time.
What changes, if any, would you bring?: I would make it so that self antag is okay as long as you got like a real reason for it, like if someone tells you that they had sex with your mother ic then its fine if you kill them.
How old are you?: 18
Why do you want to be an admin?: ever since I was a little child I dreamed of being part of a secret society that stood above the small pitiful mortals that dwell on the ground. I also wanna be a funny meme man and actually have people react to my messages on discord, because when admins say something everyone is like “haha funny he said it” but if I say it no one gives a shit and I’m like “damn that sucks!”
How long have you been playing SS13?: Uh like since feb or like when covid made everyone stay inside
How long have you been playing BeeStation?: uh well since like march cause I got banned from fulp after a month of ss13 for ban evading and then played some bee and it was fun, pretty smooth, I liked it a lot. Ive been playing bee station on and off for the last like five months as I tend to get banned for like a month at a time because of some dogshit reason.
On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you in SS13?: Uh like a 8 because I know the game but since I play on a dogshit VM on a 2009 MacBook I am unrobust as fuck
On a scale of 1-10, how skilled are you as an admin?: uh like I was a Garrys Mod Star Wars RP admin on like 20 different Garrys mod Star Wars RP servers throughout high school, I actually have 5000 hours in Garrys mod Star Wars rp, so I got a fair bit of experience in adminning
Have you ever been an admin on another server? This is not limited to SS13: yeah starwars rp on Garrys mod
Do you have any alternate accounts on SS13? If so, could you provide their CKEY?: I forget the account I used to ban evade on fulp
Your strengths:
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alpha male
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have had sex (not virgin)
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am epic botanist
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pyschically speaking my arms are massive
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I approach everything with an open mind, very liberal toward gay mirage
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dislike ERP
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bench 150
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Chill guy all around
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Your weaknesses:
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I am extremely succeptable to the spells of e-girls and discord thots, if they say the right things and send thigh pics basically I become a total simp because I get horny
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I think cheems is really funny
Is there anything that gets you really mad, real fast?: when ever I see family circus comics, I get fucking livid because I hate that shit, along with Calvin and hobbs
What do you think is the most important trait for a staff member to have?: big dick energy and impressive lifts
What makes a staff team good?: all staff are kind caring individuals who do their job because they want to spread the joy of ss13 with other players, by making the rounds more enjoyable for everyone
What is a staff team’s purpose?: to spread kindness and spawn in mobs
which friend are you?: uh the truck freak
How do you think you will change once you become a staff member?: uh maybe ill become a furry but hopefully not
The clown slips the HoS and steals his gun, spacing it right after. What do you do?: laugh and spawn the HoS in as ERT only tasked with killing the clown
A non-antagonist is sabotaging the Atmospherics loop and pumping plasma into the distro, along with dragging around a canister and releasing it into the atmosphere. Assuming that another admin is cleaning up the after-effects, how do you conduct the ahelp with him?: I ask “hey buddy why are you doing this” and I talk to him about why he’s doing it and I make a breakthrough with him on an emotional level and he will never do it again because he knows I love him
A chemist who is working alone accidentally mixes an explosive mixture inside of his chem dispenser, instantly killing himself and destroying the machine, along with exposing Chemistry to space. Nobody else was injured aside from him as a result of his actions. What do you do?: respawn him as janitor to clean up him mess!
I am Chet Masterson, thanks for reading, pleams make me admin