the bruh moments of your life on this station
i am HoS, i decide to check on medbay to get new styptic and sulfadizine sprays (because it is very responsible to carry portable heals with you), while i am there i decide to start a conversation with the CMO because roleplay is fun sometimes and this is MRP
a man comes into medbay looking malnourished with vomiting, it was appendicitis, needless to say our conversation continued in the surgery room
as this appendicitis victim takes off their jumpsuit for surgery, a stechkin and a supressor falls onto the floor because it was in their pockets
this was in front of me (HoS), the CMO, some other random doctor, and the sec officer assigned to medbay
i think you know how this story ends
bruh
CMO MOTH REPORTING FOR DUTY
decide its finally time for naked medbay (fuck you fuckers trust chemistry for once)
put penlite barriers in middle of 2 double airlock for maximum security against diseases
announce medbay is naked-only zone
someone says to lynch cmo
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when people want to come into medbay, point to locker
people leave instead
donât greytide medbay because they canât hack in or iâll flash and baton/chloral
medbay doesnât have broken windows
not ONE person except for heads come fully into medbay
heads get clothing exemption
someone maxcaps science
fuckingidiots.dmb
cloners is gone
finally, revival surgery will be forced
no one went into medbay either way so it all is good
shuttle called eventually
leave
fuck you losers im gonna force naked medbay more because it actually provides optimal treatment and so you dont greytide inside
if i left it without naked rule people would greytide and i would get bwoinked for batoning and sulfonal spamming people for breaking into storage (fuck you whoever breaks into storage)
What the actual hell. Imagine storing that kind of stuff in your pockets.
The only bruh moment I can think of right now is when the CMO on MRP gives a lizard roboticist a âcheck upâ that involves him legit stealing his brain, while I, the cyborg, am there. Then he goes on about his day, acting like Iâm not going swap to secborg and call the captain, the roboticist, and the RD to get the brain back
that is why it is a bruh moment
Tator decides to steal the captains stuff on MRP. The AI notices and starts a manhunt for the suddenly non-crew nerd (based heads). Moron is completely decked out in captain gear and tries to escape to outer space. He tosses an EMP and no one can shoot their guns. I take out my knife. He takes out the Captâs laser gun. Click click.
I got a lot of BRUH moments as antag:
- EMP SO NYLAA CANâT ASK FOR HELP NYEHEHHEHEHEHE. Turns out i cant use my gun anymore and i forgot all of my weapons and nylaa robusts me with a knife.
- Sucesfully make the ai plasmaflood the entire station and adding a law so the ai kills himself after i escape saefly, CMO tries to search me and founds my tator stuff.
- Tator lawyer kills recaller Nyaski since she was pretty cringe for recalling, forgot to turn off camareas and the manhunt starts, manage to escape to the pod and let the viro in and OH SHIT OGAN FUCK FUCK, E BOW HIM NYEHEHEHE PREPARE TO And then a his fucking holopara comes out and breaks my knees while i try to escape with the transport tubes.
- IAA chemist, sleepy peen my victim and disposal them, reach disposals, forgot to get up and i get carped.
And more.
thatâs the reason for muh name
My first changeling round
I had to be dimas for a changeling objective.
Tell him Iâm going to space and want to go to xenobiology to see what aliens look like
He falls for it and letâs me in
I play along for a while until eventually heâs about to leave and I start attacking with my arm blade he tries to run away and walks directly into the tile with the activated shower and slips. I kill and absorb him.
Problem:I honestly know nothing about dimas besides people say âDimas momentâ a lot so when people talked to me thatâs all I would say.
Cyborg comes in and realizes that dimas does not only know the words âdimas momentâ and before I can try to blow it up it flashes and handcuffs me and burns me alive
dimas momentâŚ
be me
moth cmo
10 minutes in the round
angela melody comes out of nowhere and sleepy pens me
drags me to robotics
get brainwashed
rape
kill myself
haha loser
angela proceeds to brainwash half the fucking crew on the station
mfw the law i got didnât prevent me from killing angela
bruhâŚ
Just act like a clown, and you have dimas. Though I think a borg killing you over repeatedly saying dimas moment is idiotic, since that is AT BEST a suspicion. Speaking of dimas, I had a funny bruh moment similar to yours.
be me, a ling
have objective to kill and escape as dimas
Now, any one who knows me knows my favorite tactic for antagonism is minions and lynch mobs. SoâŚ
my ling buddy tells me his objectives, And I tell him mine.
I wait for dimas to hurt himself (itâs dimas weâre talking about here)
my ling partner was a moth doctor, and made dimas disappear for me.
I was like âgreat, now whereâs the body?â
âwhat body?â
Turns out, my partner was telling me they were going to cremate dimas, and I didnât see or respond to it, so they melted him. It was still a fun round, but my green text went up in flames early on.
Be Atmos Tech
> :e âHey any of you gonna set up the SM?â
> [Engineering] CE: âI dunno howâ
bruh
Guess Iâll do it then
Remember Atmos Techs donât have SM access on MetaStation
HoP line already shut down
Well never-fucking-mind then
Go fuck around in maint, build a gas chamber or some shit
> Supermatter integrity failing!
No access so it isnât my problem
> The Emergency Shuttle has been called
Reason: SM about to explode
bruhx2
Not done my gas chamber
Now itâs my problem
Start breaking into SM room
Shitsec attempt arresting me for breaking into SM room
bruhx3
Have a fire axe
Call medical to engineering and eventually get in
Spot the CE dead trying to add an oxygen tank to the loop
bruhx4
Save the SM at the cost of nearly dying from the heat/radiation
Go back to my project
The shuttle is never recalled
Fail to make it as a result of my injuries
bruhx5
Be Malf AI on an IAA round
Objectiveâs to kill the HoP
Yikes, killing him off silentlyâs going to be a pain.
Eh, iâll worry about that later
Introduce myself to the station, make a funni vox, inform the borgo what our objective is.
Continue to act normal as usual, opening doors, setting cloners to EA, Yadda Yadda.
Huh, wonder what my targetâs doing currently
Move my cams down to check on the HoPâs office
> HoP casually plonks down a surplus crate & is now grabbing whatever looks good.
Wait what, thereâs no way this madladâs actually just summoned a surplus crate down in his own office!
> HoPâs finish sorting through the crate, leaving the trash tier syndie goods behind without bothering to hide it nor attempt to conceal the crate.
B R U H
:s âWarning, illegal contraband has been detected in the HoPâs office, please check it outâ
Captain then later discovers the crate.
Captain McCap - :s âWell shiit the Aiâs right, thereâs a FUCKING surplus crate in his office, bag the HoP!â
Later in the round, the HoS tracks down the HoP before executing em right there and then.
And here i thought getting the HoP killed would be a challengeâŚ
Welp, time to just chill for the rest of the shif-
Level 5 biohazard detected
bruh
After a painfully long time, the crew finally manages to wipe out the blob
Allright great, the blob didnât steamroll the crew, time to finally chillllll.
Shuttle docks, a cyborg takes me to engineeringâs escape pod.
Hack the rest of my borgs and let em go wild on the shuttle!
Podâs about to reach the salvaging ship, meme it up and chill with Bastian who was also present
What an easy IAA round this was!
Objective 2: Stay Alive - FAILED
B R U H ?
I swear iâve always failed that objective every time i roll malf on IAA despite still being alive at the end of the round, does it consider being a Silicon as being âdeadâ?
im pretty sure you have to stay on the station as malf ai with the stay alive objective
Doesnât seem like it for some reason, i remember i once had a malf ai round a month or two back where some git found where i plonked the Cyborg factory down, panic plasmaflooded the entire station, ended up killing Everett Garrison on my sattelite who wanted to bring me onto the white ship.
Round ended, was still on the station, Stay alive still wasnât accomplished for whatever cursed reason.
smh, i still remember the greentext book an admin teleport down in front of my core.
Nuke op team dies before we even reach station⌠brah
Coward âDocâ Mcskittishson says, âWarden listen to me very carefully i want a locker of sec gear or i blow us all to hell.â
âwarden approaches me with active stunbatonâ
beep beep beep
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Shayla Lloyd has electrocuted you with the stun baton!
(F) N.I.G.G.E.R. states, âYo wtf just happened.â
(F) DEAD: Coward âDocâ Mcskittishson says, âHahâ
(F) DEAD: Shayla Lloyd says, âniceâ
(F) DEAD: Shayla Lloyd says, âquality playâ
(F) DEAD: Coward âDocâ Mcskittishson says, âyes i wanted to do that so badâ
(F) DEAD: Coward âDocâ Mcskittishson says, âHAHAâ