Incident Description: Non-Antag Brig Phys makes a bunch of combustible lemons
Additional Information: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Incident Description: non-antag assistant gets several dozens bluespace tomatoes and uses them to tide into places like chemistry and shuttle bridge - when questioned about it, throws bluespace tomatoes at other people (me, chemist, but also captain near fland gulag shuttle area - which could have spaced the captain just like the assistant had done to themselves at some point)
resisted apprehension from captain during a round that already had enough threat to issue a red alert code over