its receiving a few updates thanks to cenrus but mostly clock cult is going to be no more.
immovable rod is the best and most based of all the random event antagonists
just a pole, moving through the station
itâs not controlled by a player or anything, so there is no bias in what the rod hits
no concern, no bias, no fucks given
only clang
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Fluff Moff has died in CMOâs Office.
Xie Jing has died in Medbay Storage.
Graham Told has died in Surgery Room.
Izatha Bifasciata has died in Surgery Room.
clang nigfa
also mission accomplished boys, cock cults been removed
cuck cult is goneâ:crab:
add obamium mineral to lavaland
actually, speaking of new materials
you know how chemistry never makes plastic
add a âdiscarded plastic bottlesâ ore, so mining can get us plastic
plastic is only used for water bottles for chem payloads in grenades
mining can mine us up some of that great pacific garbage patch so we can get items that require plastic
ill make more plastic for the station from now on ok
nah letâs be real here
who the fuck actually puts plastic in the ore silo
immovable rod would make a good admin ngl
gib everyone mentioned in an ahelp
for those metamaterial and x large beakers and the plumbing constructor now
who doesnt want automated synthflesh
automated plasma factory
Why do people hate clockies? They are fun to play as and against (unless you are the only one who knows what to do)
Tower defense game. So exciting.
Literally the same layout of TABLE-TRAP-TABLE-TRAP with 10 thousand walls.
One side steamrolls the other.
If people bothered to fight clock cult, theyâd be easy to beat.
Based lingssssssssssssssz
In which I rant about antags
A wall of text by AsciiSquid in regards to problematic antags and their stupid bullshit broken-ass mechanics.
Lings
Newbies hate changelings cause they donât know how to kill one without a gibber/crematory so they just keep coming back. Robust players hate changelings cause of all their arm-blading, monkey-uncuffing, emp-screeching, disarm-whipping bullshit. Changelings hate other changelings cause group objectives.
Revs
Revs is fucked up game of âhide-and-seekâ where heads/revheads hide and the rest of the station murder each other while pretending to seek. The number of rounds that have been pointlessly extended by some head/revhead spacing themselves with a hardsuit to avoid this gamemode is near-equal to the number of rev rounds played. This antag is only fun for the middle third of the round.
Clock Cunt Cult
This gamemode ceased development for a reason. The tower defense finale is always a stomp on either side and is always a pain in the ass. 9/10 cult players donât know what theyâre supposed to do and 10/10 emissaries have no idea what theyâre doing at all. Only good thing come out of this gamemode was the brass/bronze tiles so the chaplain can roleplay a techpriest.
Blob
YOU WERE EXPECTING TO ESCAPE ON THE SHUTTLE, BUT IT WAS ME, BLOB ROUND! Now prepare to struggle reaching my core as dumbass greytide start plasmafires and bombs around me. Extending the round an extra 45 minutes just so players can raid the armory for lasers one more time cause nobody remembers emitters.
Wizard
Pretty fun if the antag has a gimmick and doesnât take it too seriously. However rounds where its some murderboner with a meta spell setup absolutely break the game to the point where itâs only fun for them. Nobody is impressed by your timestop+rod setup stop ping-ponging the shuttle cause you want to fight a deathsquad reeeeeeeeeee.
Devil
Objectively broken gamemode, Iâm serious, on lowpop there isnât enough players to meet your soul requirements. Even if there were itâs not like youâre going to get a lot of autographs since the benefits as a player are subpar and most will just want to beat you up anyway. Even with a âyou cannot use violent means to get signaturesâ rule or whatever most just ignore it, spam fireball, then spam the revival contract as that is the most reliable method. Delete this gamemode.
I was actually the one to bring up the fact that low pop devil SUCKS. Thank god it will only appear on higher pops. (Like that will ever happen)