Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

IIRC there’s already a blob that drops water when damaged, so this could be coded

At the cost of 100 Resources, a swarmer can upgrade. Swarmers spawned from an upgraded swarmer are created at one tier lower than the parent was when it actually duplicated.

Swarmer 2.0 has yellow lights instead of blue, has a 100% speed boost, can eat any metal, can eat r-walls with 2x the time as a regular wall, and replaces the Disabler weapon with a taser.

Swarmer 3.0 has Red lights, 100% more health, can eat exterior walls, can eat biological targets, including food cloth, wood and dead simplemobs. The taser weapon is replaced with an energy gun equivalent

Ultimate Swarmer has lights that cycle through the RGB spectrum like a Gamer Keyboard. They have a further 50% boost to both speed and health (making them 300% the baseline). They can husk dead player mobs for 10 resources. Mouse 2 fires the taser bolt, mouse 1 fires the energy gun, holding mouse 1 and 2 together consumes 5 resources and works like the Beam Marksman rifle. They can also change to energy and “vent crawl” in wires.

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kek’d
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Funny
SHUTlizsmol

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If a midround antag gets killed, the Threat it used should be refunded.

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ERP is allowed, but each round you do so, a mentor is dispatched to your IP address to bonk you.
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Anything for ERP please coders, add this

You have to remmember to breath there is a hotkey for that, if you dont, guess what? you fucking die genuis

every time the clown takes a footstep they should have a 5% chance of instantly exploding the head of anyone on the station

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That’s suffocation damage not death silly!

But only if it’s a felinid clown who says “nya”

this exists.

Try asking to be fully immersed in a prayer or ahelp

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…dwarf fortress

Actually would be kinda interesting

Exposed cables on the ground should have a chance of shocking you at random. Catwalks would prevent this.

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shocked unless cut i don’t think, but it would be funny if they made you trip

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It is downright Immersion-breaking that hugs in this game are so quick and easy.
Hugs should require either a 10 sec progress bar by yourself or a 5 second one if both players use *hug. If you use *hug with another player, it equips a virtual item in both hands (like the *highfive)
Attempting to *hug someone who doesn’t reciprocate always gives them a negative moodlet. If you’re the one giving the unreciprocated hugs, then you get a negative moodlet if you were on Helpful intent. If you’re on another intent, then it’s assumed that you don’t care about their consent and thus don’t get the negative moodlet.
Giving too many unwanted hugs is a crime. If you’re a female or NB character, then the punishment is 5 minutes. If you’re a male, then it’s Perma, Reeducation, or Borging.

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Damn… too realistic.

Rocket-launcher fruit in addition to a frag grenade pineapple tree mutation

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Brig Phys is now removed, instead one of all Paramedics has a chance of being the Brig Phys.

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Lemonades already exist tbh