Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Based…so…fuckig…zasedd…
*dies of peak fax

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I have an even better idea.
You know how Maints layout is generated randomly each round?
We could have a system that selects one or two rooms of each type (bridge, Tech storage, etc) from the library of stations in the Bee Code, randomly snaps them together, and wraps it in corridors and randomly generated maints.

It will also help prevent meta knowledge as it doesn’t make IC sense for a newly spawned antag to know where would be the most meta place for them to go

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Every station starts without the telecomms system akin to setting up the supermatter engie, there are plenty empty machine frames(unbolted) and a bunch of telecom parts and boards

And the engineers do the work so you know what comes after that.

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At least would give a game reason for engineers to interact with other departments!

when you code it

I set up pad, you use pad. Take it or leave it.

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That is a great idea actually

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Clownmag

Emag but funnier

All extra functions unlocks kept, and all dispensers can dispense laughter and banana juice and spess lube outright
Doors now honk forever when opened (does not change access)
Clownmagged speakers and radios talk in comic sans and so do clownmagged AI, borgs, and IPCs
Clownmagged borgs become loyal to you, with a law 4 to do the funny and become emagged clownborgs.
You can’t unlock access to anything though, except the comms console, and you’re locked into buying the funny snappop shuttle

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Bad ideas only, sorry

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My map idea is most departments are the same outline shape and spawn in one of several random locations like maint rooms. Every round gives a new map configuration.

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yes I did, and I thought it would be funny if we make Fland version that is actually impossible to navigate

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Make a forum thread about doing hot takes in a community full of ultra nerds who are known to have very strong opinions on insignificant things
Surely nothing will go wrong, just a light bit of fun banter

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The armoury should have a pulse carbin and the SOP laws say any sec and head of staff can use it.

Chaplain is able to fax Rav’tar when ever Narsie cult invade for a clockie ERT.

When Narsie ascends, Rav’tar turns up for a showdown.

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Every time someone tries to hit another player, they both will engage on combat, every hit display a d20 that slowly rolls, if its less than 10 it misses, if it is above it hits, a 20 makes double damage

This is just what ss13 needs!!! More rng!!! And also add kenkus and goblins and and beholders

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I’m genuinelly down for the beholders

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Morrowind 13: The Greatest RP of all tiem

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This is what I hear everytime someone suggests RNG would be good for bee, unironically
I do not understand the viewpoint of people who think RNG would add positive value to the game

Make Lavaland require matter cartridges to be there