Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Make it so *poggers just instantly dusts you.

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Make *spin add 5 seconds of confusion that stacks with each use of the emote.

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make it 1 second and that sounds like a decent idea tbh

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Whenever an assistant does a *flip, do a legsweep to anyone and all around them.

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there we go, finally some good comments

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Enact this sweeping list of server wide changes to promote inclusivity🥰

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remove the autoclosing of all threads pls necroing is great

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In order to have all bwoinks answered in a fast and timely matter to help admins, anyone who is bwoinked is suddenly and irreversibly gibbed making revival impossible. This means there are no in round excuses like “im running for my life” or “i am literally fighting a man to death” to avoid answering bwoinks.

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Antag tokens have negative price; ie you get beecoins for buying antag tokens.

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air alarms now include heaters/coolers

the crapola part is trusting coders to do this without making station-breaking bugs like fastmos irreversibly overheating every room a fire touches

At least one emoji per message :grinning: (totally not using this as a way to get the emoji badge)

Who the fuck would want the emoji badge? It’s a badge of shame to root out all the filthy degenerates so we can ban them from our shops, cinemas and pools.

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We did that once right after the 13th amendment. As it turns out they weren’t really degenerates

Caliente’s Beautiful Bodies Mod for SS13.

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200 comments let’s fucking go

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Give the maggots ckey individual ability to shit

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Animate walking and remov 20 character limit for fucks sake

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how would that look like
someone get a gif or something

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that’s so cursed
20char

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