About felinid mains in beestation

People are wondering what felinids are doing here, so I’m giving you a quick rundown on felinid mains:

> headmins bow to felinids

> in contact with byond maintainers

> rumoured to possess psychic abilities

> control beestation with an iron fist

> own the patreon donation site for beestation

> direct descendants of bay ERPers

> will bankroll the first SS13 offshoots (Felinidstation 13 will be the first of such)

> own basically every coding/maintainer account on github

> felinidsimov will replace asimov soon

> Said to have have an average of 200+ IQ

> ancient lore scriptures tell of animals who will descend upon beestation and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

> They own R&D labs around the servers

> You likely have felinid made nanites inside you right now

> They all learned fluent French in under a week

> Acacia is their main hub of operations, where they control the server from their secret z-level

> They are 23 years old on average, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

> In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe

> The Felinids will guide spessmankind into a new age of wisdom, peace and love


Contradiction detected. Nice try felinid brainwashed forum user.


That just makes it even more unsettling. Why did they learn french? What are their motives? Do they want to turn us french to keep us weak?

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Oui. :3


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French people aren’t real.

@TeomanTheGreat_Phil @DatBoiTim @Archanial
You are in league with the felinids??!?

Chief I’m anti-nya dudes just making blanket statements to stir up some fervor on the issue

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body seems unclear



French people aren’t real, do not talk about the French, it’s all a hoax. Keep playing and keep being happy, players.

Qu’est-ce que tu racontes? Où est la partie herbe à chat ?

That’s some nice made up gibberish


Yeah but lizards are cool

(Also they all know french, thus they all are evil)

People are not getting the reference and it shows haha


I warned the maintainers, but did they merge my Removed French PR? NO!!

'ee uzed zee antag coin?
Crash eet.


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