CKEY:
0xDEED
Admin’s CKEY:
yoshimiwastaken
Is this for both servers or just one? If so, which one
Sage
Which server did the ban happen on?
Sage
Ban Type:
Perma
Ban Length:
Perma
Ban Date (MM/DD/YYYY):
2020/10/26
Round ID:
23094
Ban Reason:
Wasted all the medbay supplies on himself, very poor roleplay. I think ya may be better off on Golden
Appeal Reason:
The CMO was doing the stereotypical CMO powertrip of being a strict bitch to the chemists, and ignoring the plebs bleeding out in medbay lobby to bring back some guy from -400 HP via manual surgery, and wordlessly telebaton chainstunning anyone who DARE take a brute patch. I don’t remember how much of that behavior this particular CMO actually did but we’ve all been around long enough to recognize that CMO, down to the anime protagonist hair and fondness for stating “Out.” like an angry librarian.
The CMO’s behavior annoyed me so I decided to do something that would inspire furious, inchoate rage in her and complete indifference on the part of the crew: consuming the holy healing patches. I tailed a doctor into medical storage and apprehensively approached the double windoors, those stolid gatekeepers, behind which the CMO’s most prized treasures lay. That dragon’s trove of medicinal patches, neatly packed in their pink and yellow boxes. I began to have second thoughts - how would I get to them? Robust application of a toolbox to the panes would crack those sturdy portals and spill forth their treasures before me, but surely even the single-minded CMO would hear the noise, and descend upon me in a fury, that baleful telebaton raised to smite down and drag me to security, and then: denunciation as a saboteur and thief, and ten miserable minutes in gay baby jail. But at that moment the doctor, not privy to my internal struggle, opened the windoors before me, and wordlessly set my objections aside.
I moved quickly but deliberately, cracking open those smooth pastel cases to reveal the rows of patches within, adhering them to my skin, savoring the rush as they healed my wounds. I quickly reached full health but it did not matter, the passion was upon me, and I could not stop myself from using one after another. “You feel like you took too much Sulfer Sulfadiazone”, I thought, but it did not slow me, and soon I felt as if I had taken too much styptic powder as well, but I did not stop.
At that very moment the CMO stepped around the corner and saw it, a dirty thing, the boxes ravaged and strewn haphazardly around me, lying shamefully devoid of their patches, their raison d’etre. And me - caught with my hand in the cookie jar. It took a second for her to register before she descended upon me in a volcanic fury. But even as the telebaton cracked against my body, I was in ecstasy, for the patches were on me and could not be removed. I died not a minute later with a smile on my face.
Additional Information:
Perma for applying a lot of medical patches is pretty silly when experienced players get one month bans for BOH bombing medbay as nonantag, week bans for dusting the captain on SM as nonantag, and 2 day bans for hulktiding and killing people as nonantag. Those are randomly taken from the first 2 pages of the ban list.
I know you’re going to say “but it’s just a sage ban, play on golden” but a sage ban might as well be a perma ban because 99% of the time golden is giga lowpop and that’s not fun to play.